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While the wooYah.com Love Subpoena isn't a binding contract, it is a unique way to ask someone out on a date that you can bet she has never seen before!
Stand out from the crowd of one-liners, get served!
Sure, if you want to be just like everyone else... go right ahead. While your future potential girlfriend is going out on a date with John from accounting, you can stand there all day with your flowers. Convinced yet?
Old Fashioned!
Lame!
Loser!
Grade School!
Woohoo!